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THE GOD

SO I ALWAYS SIT THERE AND WONDER IF THERE IS A GOD OR NOT, BUT I REALLY DO THINK THAT THERE IS A GOD. I DON’T REALLY THINK THAT THERE IS A GOD, I SORT OF KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE. I HAVE MEMORIES OF MY FATHER SAYING TO ME THINGS LIKE “WHY WON’T YOU HELP ME?” OR OTHER THINGS LIKE “I CREATED YOU, AND I CAN DESTROY YOU” …AS I SIT THERE AND SORT OF ACCEPT THAT THERE IS A GOD, I IMMEDIATELY THINK OF OTHER FACTS THAT ARE...

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ALIENS!

THE FERMI PARADOX STATES THAT THE UNIVERSE IS JUST SO OLD, AND THERE ARE SO MANY PLANETS THAT COULD SUPPORT LIFE, BUT WHERE IS THE LIFE THEN? WE WOULD HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH IT BY NOW… BUT THE SOLUTION TO THE FERMI PARADOX IS EVEN WEIRDER THAN THE PARADOX ITSELF — THE UNIVERSE WAS AT ONE TIME FILLED WITH ALIENS, WITH ALL TYPES OF LIFE, AND FOR SOME REASON, THAT LIFE GOT SUSPICIOUS OF THE OTHER FORMS OF LIFE SO THERE WAS LIKE ONLY WAR BETWEEN THE DIFFERENT TYPES...

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THE VOID

THERE PROBABLY IS SOMETHING THERE THAT IS LIKE WORSE THAN NEGATIVE ENERGY, THERE PROBABLY IS A VOID THERE… AND IT NEEDS TO BE OVERPOWERED OR IT WILL CONSUME US, WE WON’T BE ABLE TO “PAY” TO WIN — BUT WE CAN PAY TO PLAY, SO THERE IS HOPE, WE CAN PAY FOR TECHNOLOGY TO OVERPOWER THE VOID, OUR PLOT TO PAY FOR IT IS WORKING, BUT IT IS WORKING AT SOME KIND OF COST, THOSE RUSSIAN SOLDIERS ARE OVER THERE DYING OVER IT, EVERYDAY THEY ARE DYING, IT’S TEARING THE...

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SECURITY CLEARANCE

SO THERE ARE JUST SO MANY THINGS THAT I DON’T REALLY KNOW, BUT I KNOW THAT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT I DO KNOW. FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I DON’T KNOW, I DO KNOW LIKE A LOT OF THINGS. TRUMP HAS BEEN CALLING US TO WORK ON SECURITY FOR THIS PLANET WHILE SPEAKING IN CHINA, AND HE HAS ASKED US TO WORK ON IT VERY HARD. SO WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT SECURITY. LOOK AT AMERICA IT IS NOT CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN A WAR ON IT’S...

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TRUMP AND CHINA

I’VE BEEN SPEAKING EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT THAT I HAVE BEEN HAVING LITERALLY, OR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT, LATELY, AND I CAN’T REALLY TELL WHERE IT’S COMING FROM. SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE JUST NOT MY PERSONALITY, AND IT’S LIKE, I AM JUST NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO SAY “I’M GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU ON THIS” WHEN MY MOM SAYS DON’T START THE DISH WASHING MACHINE. JUST THINGS THAT I WOULD NOT SAY, WEIRD ISN’T IT? I WONDER WHERE IT’S COMING FROM, HOW I GOT LIKE THIS. I FEEL...

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ADOLF HITLER

I HAVE A THEORY THAT YOU CAN’T REALLY STOP ADOLF HITLER, LOOK AT SOCIETY’S GENERAL VIEW OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS “JEWS”, THEY ARE ALL STILL DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, NOT THAT I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE JEWS OR THAT I EVEN WANT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE JEWS, BUT NEITHER DOES ADOLF HITLER IN ALL REALITY… SEE HE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME WHAT HE WAS DOING HAD JUST NO POINT TO IT, THEY KNOW THERE WAS NO POINT TO DOING WHAT HE WAS DOING, IT WAS ALL ONLY A...

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NEW RULE

THE NEW GOLDEN RULE IS… MAKE SPIES. LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO ADOLF HITLER, HIS INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT WAS AGAINST HIM, AND IT COST HIM WORLD WAR II. WHEN ALLIED INTELLIGENCE RIPPED THROUGH THE WEHRMACHT, THE GERMAN SPIES WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, THEY TURNED TOWARDS THE OTHER TEAM, LITERALLY WERE STANDING AGAINST HITLER. BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT SAME SORT OF THING HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN, LIKE OVER IN UKRAINE? IT IS SO UNNECESSARY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY ANY MORE TO MATCH IT, BUT THAT IS YOUR POLICY. I DON’T...

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WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?

WHEN I LOOK AT EVERYTHING AS I HAVE MODELED IT WITH THEORIES THAT HAVE STOOD UP TO RIGOROUS TESTING AND OVERSIGHT, IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME TO ONE CONCLUSION: THE COMBINE OVERWATCH, THE UNITS THAT ARE OUT THERE, BEYOND THESE MULTI-VERSES AND ALL THAT, HAD TO “PAY” FOR IT… THEY HAD TO LIKE, SUFFER OR SOMETHING TO GET US TO WHERE WE ARE AT TODAY, IN OTHER WORDS. THEY HAD TO “PAY” FOR IT. BUT JUST PAY WHAT YOU CAN, AND IT WILL BE ALL YOURS, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO...

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DEALS WITH THE DEVIL

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING, WITH THIS INTERACTION WITH ALL OF THESE BEINGS THAT COULD JUST TURN IT ON, OR LIKE “BEAT” ME AT THESE GAMES WE ARE ALL PLAYING.. IF THEY HAVE THE POWER TO TURN IT ON, THEN WHY DON’T THEY JUST TURN IT ON? WHY WOULDN’T THEY JUST TURN IT ON? I’M NOT PLACING ANYTHING UNDER ANY THREAT, NO THREAT AT ALL REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAS OCCURRED, THERE IS NO THREAT, THERE IS NO ABUSE, AND THERE IS NO VIOLENCE, ALL OF THESE CONDITIONS ARE TRUE… SO WHY...