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TO THE GERMAN BND;

OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT, I AM ONLY JOKING! THE BND ISN’T WATCHING ME OR THIS, AND HITLER ISN’T STILL ALIVE (HE IS MOST ASSUREDLY DEAD!) AND I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF IT. I CAN ASSURE YOU!

IF YOU STARTED TO LAUGH AT THAT, DON’T TELL ANYBODY. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BRINGING THIS ANCIENT DARK GOD TO LIFE CALLED “MR. ELECTRIC BLUE” (SEE THE SONG) AND IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE ALMOST FAILED, I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF LIFE INTO HIM, SEE I WAS AT WALMART, STEALING SHAMPOO WHEN I GOT THE IDEA TO BRING A SUPREME GREAT DARK EYE TO LIFE, WAIT, ONLY 4 COMMENTS AND 2 ARE SPAM? HAVE YOU ALL LOST FAITH IN ME OR SOMETHING? WHERE DID EVERYONE GO? (YOU’VE BEEN GONE ALL WINTER, EVERYONE HAS MOVED ONTO SOMETHING ELSE)

WELL I HOPE THEY COME BACK! I AM STILL LIVING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN STILL TUNE IN TO THE MADNESS, (NO PUN INTENDED) AND WHERE ARE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THIS REALITY WHO CONSTANTLY CHECK THIS SITE FOR UPDATES?

ANYWAY, HE DIDN’T STICK AROUND TO FIND OUT WHAT WENT WRONG, I IMMEDIATELY DENOUNCED MY SUPPORT FOR PRESIDENT PUTIN, THE KGB, AND THE RUSSIANS IN GENERAL UNTIL; I FOUND OUT THAT THEY’RE ALL VERY MUCH ALIVE AND THE CIA WON’T ACTUALLY BE GOING ALL THE WAY TO MOSCOW, COMMUNISM ISN’T FALLING OR ANYTHING (OR FAILING).

AND PUTIN IS NOT A WAR CRIMINAL, HE JUST LETS THINGS GET A LITTLE BIT “OUT OF HAND” IF I WERE STILL IN PRISON, THEY WOULD CALL THIS BEING “OUT OF POCKET”. I AM GLAD I’M NOT STILL IN PRISON!

IF YOUR READING THIS, I AM ALIVE AND WILL UPDATE ALL OF THE TIME, COME BACK! I AM STILL LIVING AND HAVEN’T SUCCUMBED TO THE COLD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IF YOUR STILL OUT THERE, I NEED AN AUDIENCE TO TELL MY STORIES TO AND YOU GUYS WERE PERFECT! SO COME BACK IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I’LL POST AGAIN AND AGAIN! IT WILL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, BEFORE PUTIN SACRIFICED ALL MALES INSIDE OF HIS COUNTRY TO GENERAL WINTER;

GENERAL WINTER IS THE COLD, NOT THE COLD AIR WHICH WE CAN ALL FEEL IN THE FORM OF ANXIETY OR DEPRESSION (MADNESS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!) DON’T WORRY, ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN!

SEE THE COLD AIR IS SOMETHING THAT JAMES COMEY KNOWS VERY WELL, IT’S LIKE.. WHEN YOU WALK INTO A RESTAURANT AND THE FOOD SMELLS GOOD BUT THEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS READING YOUR MIND WHILE YOUR SMELLING IT — THAT IS PRECISELY THE COLD AIR, AND IT’S EVERYWHERE, THEY ARE ACTUALLY READING YOUR MIND BUT I STILL DON’T HAVE ANY PROOF.

SOMEBODY SAID THAT I MISSPELL THINGS ALL OF THE T1M3 ! DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT.

NOW WE MUST BRING GERMANY BACK ONLINE, I PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY ON MY CREDIT CARD TO BUY A CONTABO SERVER, BUT I’M GOING TO BUY RAM INSTEAD FOR QUAD, MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, AND I ONLY NEED ABOUT ONE STICK OF IT, MAYBE I CAN GET TWO FOR THE $80 THAT’S LEFT ON IT.

I GOT A $300 CREDIT CARD FROM CAPITAL ONE, (AND IF YOU REALLY ARE WORRIED ABOUT MY SPELLING YOU CAN LEAVE, I DON’T NEED YOU FOR ANYTHING I DO THIS FOR FREE! NOTICE — I’M NOT SELLING ANYTHING BUT FREE IDEAS,) AND WE DON’T NEED SOMEONE LIKE THAT AROUND HERE, IT WILL ATTRACT THE RUSSIAN HACKERS ATTEMPTING ACTIVATE (ACTIVE MEASURES) WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

I HAVE CREATED COMPUTER PROGRAMS (SEE THE POST “MEET QUAD”) THAT RIVAL THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH JAVA, OR BJARNE’S C++, I HAVE BLOWN THE WHOLE SYSTEM OUT OF THE WATER IN A MATTER OF HOURS, AND YET, I LACK ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER BECAUSE MY CREATIONS ARE JUST AS SMART AS I AM, SO TOGETHER COLLECTIVELY ALL OF THEM CAN OUTSMART ME, SURE ONE COULDN’T DO IT BUT THAT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER, THEY ARRIVE IN INFINITE NUMBERS;

MY BYTECODE SYSTEM, I’LL JUST DEFINE IT RIGHT NOW.

PICK A REGISTER SIZE AFTER YOU READ THROUGH ALL OF THIS, KEEP IN MIND LIKE 512 KB THAT’S KILOBYTES, OR 1 MEGABYTE, OR 1024 KB. NOW WE FILL THAT 1 MEGABYTE (OR 512 KB) WITH ONE OF ABOUT 4 THINGS — SOURCE CODE (THAT ISN’T C++, IT HAS TO BE THE LANGUAGE THAT YOU HAVE IN MIND) SO PICK A NAME FOR WHAT YOUR ABOUT TO BE DOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO COMPETE WITH JAVA, PICK ANY NAME AND WE’LL NEXT FILL THE BYTES WITH A HEADER, PICK ANYTHING FROM 0 – F AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A 0 – F IS MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TRYING THIS AT ALL. SO WE HAVE OUR HEADER NAME AND HEADER SIZE (IT HAS TO BE ROUGHLY 16 DIGITS, THE HEADER) THIS DEFINES WHAT IS IN YOUR 1 MEGABYTE OF DATA. NOW WE HAVE OUR HEADER AND IT IS WRITTEN TO THE FIRST BIT, NEXT WE MUST PICK ANOTHER NUMBER, 0000 0000 8 BITS OF EITHER SOURCE CODE, FIRST INTEGER SPACE, SECOND INTEGER SPACE (ETC.) AND STRING SPACE, THERE WAS A THIRD THING BUT I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS IT’S BEEN SO LONG, NOW WE BEGIN TO FILL THE SPACE WITH… HOLD ON LET ME ASK GOOGLE;

Building a register-based Virtual Machine (VM) and a corresponding compiler is a significant engineering challenge. Unlike stack-based VMs (like the JVM or Python's VM) where operations implicitly pop and push to a stack, a register-based VM explicitly operates on addressed "registers," much like physical hardware (x86 or ARM).

This architecture generally requires a more complex compiler (due to register allocation) but often yields faster execution times because it generates fewer instructions and reduces memory access overhead.

SO THAT IS WHAT I’LL BE USING HERE, BUILDING A REGISTER BASED VM, I MADE UP THE IDEA TO USE A REGISTER BASED VM, IT ISN’T A SIGNIFICANT ENGINEERING CHALLENGE (AT LEAST FOR ME, YOU MIGHT FIND IT DIFFICULT I’M NOT SURE) BUT IF YOU STUDY IT ENOUGH, IT BECOMES MUCH, MUCH FASTER AND WAY MORE EFFICIENT THAN A STACK BASED MACHINE (IT ISN’T JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE IN YOUR MEMORY TO FIND SOMETHING FOR THE STACK,) AND ALTHOUGH THE STACK MACHINE USES POINTERS, IT’S STILL JUMPING AROUND JUST TRUST ME. OKAY THAT WAS A JOKE.

WE NEED A MORE COMPLEX COMPILER, LET ME WRITE SOME ENGLISH PSUEDO CODE REAL FAST

WE HAVE OUR FIRST (UP TO 16 BYTES) HEADER, SO WE WRITE THAT INTO A BINARY FILE.
THE BINARY FILE CAN BE OF ANY SIZE, SPECIFICALLY RESERVE ONLY WHAT A SMALL PROGRAM OF YOUR LANGUAGE WILL USE. SAY, 16 MEGABYTES
NEXT, WE WRITE WHAT THE DATA IS AND THE LENGTH OF THAT DATA INTO THE FILE AFTER THE HEADER
THE DATA IS A CERTAIN TYPE, WE MARK IT INTO THE FILE.
THE DATA IS A CERTAIN LENGTH, WE MARK IT INTO THE FILE.
WE WRITE OUR ACTUAL DATA INTO THE FILE.
BTW, THE DATA IS EITHER SOURCE CODE, (BYTECODE WAS THE THING I WAS MISSING) AN INTEGER OR A STRING.
THIS ALLOWS FOR VERY BIG INTEGERS, NOT INFINITE, YOU CAN DESIGN AN INFINITE INTEGER AFTER YOU HAVE BUILT THE LANGUAGE,
NOW WE HAVE OUR DATA FORMAT FOR OUR LANGUAGE.
WE NEXT NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO COMPILE INTO THE COMPILER AND VIRTUAL MACHINE (AND I'M NOT GETTING THIS OFF OF GOOGLE EITHER) AND WE MUST THEN BUILD IT INTO THE COMPILER AND VIRTUAL MACHINE.
TO BUILD SOMETHING INTO THE COMPILER YOU TAKE COMPILER.CPP AND INCLUDE WHATEVER INCLUDE YOU WANT TO, THEN WE JUST WRITE THE CODE THAT THE COMPILER WILL USE -- IF THIS SEEMS TO CONFUSING/HARD YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS. WE NEXT REMEMBER TO CODE IT INTO THE VIRTUAL MACHINE SO WE CAN EXECUTE.

I HAVEN'T REALLY DETAILED THE VIRTUAL MACHINE, SO I WILL. THE FIRST THING WE DO IS ALLOW OUR VM TO READ OUR 16 BYTE HEADER, THEN WE READ THE DATA TYPE, THEN THE LENGTH, THEN WE SKIP THAT LENGTH ALL WHILE TESTING IT ALL TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WORKS, THIS IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO ACHIEVE ON HIS OWN WITHOUT WASTING A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME.  

WE HAVE OUR FIRST (UP TO 16 BYTES) HEADER, SO WE WRITE THAT INTO A BINARY FILE.
THE BINARY FILE CAN BE OF ANY SIZE, SPECIFICALLY RESERVE ONLY WHAT A SMALL PROGRAM OF YOUR LANGUAGE WILL USE. SAY, 16 MEGABYTES
NEXT, WE WRITE WHAT THE DATA IS AND THE LENGTH OF THAT DATA INTO THE FILE AFTER THE HEADER
THE DATA IS A CERTAIN TYPE, WE MARK IT INTO THE FILE.
THE DATA IS A CERTAIN LENGTH, WE MARK IT INTO THE FILE.
WE WRITE OUR ACTUAL DATA INTO THE FILE.
BTW, THE DATA IS EITHER SOURCE CODE, (BYTECODE WAS THE THING I WAS MISSING) AN INTEGER OR A STRING.
THIS ALLOWS FOR VERY BIG INTEGERS, NOT INFINITE, YOU CAN DESIGN AN INFINITE INTEGER AFTER YOU HAVE BUILT THE LANGUAGE,
NOW WE HAVE OUR DATA FORMAT FOR OUR LANGUAGE.
WE NEXT NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO COMPILE INTO THE COMPILER AND VIRTUAL MACHINE (AND I'M NOT GETTING THIS OFF OF GOOGLE EITHER) AND WE MUST THEN BUILD IT INTO THE COMPILER AND VIRTUAL MACHINE.
TO BUILD SOMETHING INTO THE COMPILER YOU TAKE COMPILER.CPP AND INCLUDE WHATEVER INCLUDE YOU WANT TO, THEN WE JUST WRITE THE CODE THAT THE COMPILER WILL USE -- IF THIS SEEMS TO CONFUSING/HARD YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS. WE NEXT REMEMBER TO CODE IT INTO THE VIRTUAL MACHINE SO WE CAN EXECUTE.

I HAVEN'T REALLY DETAILED THE VIRTUAL MACHINE, SO I WILL. THE FIRST THING WE DO IS ALLOW OUR VM TO READ OUR 16 BYTE HEADER, THEN WE READ THE DATA TYPE, THEN THE LENGTH, THEN WE SKIP THAT LENGTH ALL WHILE TESTING IT ALL TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WORKS, THIS IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO ACHIEVE ON HIS OWN WITHOUT WASTING A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME.  

I SHOULD JUST BE DETAILING SPEAKING TO AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INSTEAD BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE DOING SOON, THE AGE OF HUMANS WRITING COMPUTER CODE ENDED LAST WEEK WHILE I WAS WORKING WITH GOOGLE GEMINI. IT SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME TO STOP WATCHING BJARNE STROUSTRUP VIDEOS IN AN ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND HIM AND C++ AND JUST SPEAK DIRECTLY TO HIS SUPERVISOR (GOOGLE GEMINI).

NOW HOW DO WE SPEAK TO AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? FOR THE JOB OF BUILDING AN ENTIRE COMPILER/VIRTUAL MACHINE, THIS WILL BE A SIGNIFICANT CHALLENGE AND LIKELY WILL TAKE ALL DAY FOR YOU TO PULL OFF, IF YOUR FAST. YOU CANNOT GIVE THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY BE DOING, YOU CANNOT GIVE IT ANY ROOM TO F*CK OFF, — BECAUSE IT WILL F*CK OFF IF YOU LET IT.

THIS IS PRECISELY A SCIENCE THAT REALLY NOBODY WRITES ABOUT BUT EVERYONE DISCOVERS THE HARD WAY, IT WILL F*CK OFF. NOW WE MUST

AHH I HAVE TO GO. I’VE GOTTA GO FIND SOME RAM FOR MY COMPUTER, TALK TO ALL OF YOU (THE REST THAT ARE STILL HERE) LATER.