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THE DAMAGE

SO JUST FOR THE DEATH KORPS, ON THE OUTSIDE, THEY ARE DYING BY THE TRILLIONS… THIS IS LIKE REALLY BAD, AND WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, THE DAMAGE IS ASTRONOMICAL, AND WE DON’T REALLY KNOW THE FULL EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE, BUT IT APPEARS WITHIN EVERY ALTERNATE REALITY, SO WE CAN ASSUME THAT THERE ARE LIKE SAY, 50,000 REALITIES OUT THERE, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS HAD AN APOCALYPSE. THAT’S LIKE 50,000 APOCALYPSES THAT ARE OUT THERE.. THAT IS ROUGHLY THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE, YOU FACED YOURS WHEN YOUR...

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CRITICAL

THE ALARMS KEEP GOING OFF IN MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN UKRAINE THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO PUT A STOP TO, DESPITE MY VERY BEST EFFORTS TO ATTEMPT TO RELIEVE THEM OF ALL THAT DEATH UPON THEIR SOCIETY, AND IT IS JUST VLADIMIR PUTIN TRYING TO GET A MESSAGE THROUGH TO ME. WELL, IT’S WORKING. THE DEATH KORPS ARE STILL DYING OUT THERE, PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING OUT THERE, AND WE ARE ACTIVELY LOSING GROUND, ALL ACROSS THE IMPERIUM THOUSANDS OF SOULS LOSE THEIR SPOTS IN...

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

SO EVERYBODY IS ASKING ME WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? WHY IS ANYBODY AT RISK OF DYING? WE DON’T HAVE THE MONEY TO UNLOCK WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, ALTHOUGH I HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD YOU WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, I GUESS THAT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND FIGURE IT OUT, SO I AM ASKING GOOGLE WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, IF YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT TELL ME NOW WE CAN MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE, CAN YOU DO THAT RIGHT NOW? SO GOOGLE COULDN’T TELL...

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ON THE OUTSIDE

SO THE OBJECTIVE IS TO TRY TO HELP THE PEOPLE ON EARTH SURVIVE BECAUSE EVERYBODY OUTSIDE IS ALREADY IMMORTAL, I HAVE SPENT MANY MANY MANY HOURS MAKING SURE THAT THEY WERE ALL IMMORTAL, AND THAT IS WHY YOUR OBJECTIVE SHOULD BE TO STOP THE PEOPLE ON EARTH FROM DYING BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE THE TOWER HOLDS YOU. SEE IT’S ALREADY ENSURED THAT ALL OF IT’S CREATIONS ARE IMMORTAL BY DEFAULT, THUS, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DYING, IT’S ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF ALL OF THAT FOR YOU. IF YOU...

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THE DEATH KORPS DIES

I HAD THIS VISION LIKE YESTERDAY OR THE DAY BEFORE, IT WAS THE DEATH KORPS DYING BY THE MILLIONS, BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS TO SUPPORT MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS AND I AM REALLY WORRIED THAT IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE, BECAUSE I IMMEDIATELY SENT IT TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASKING ME “WHAT’S THE PASSWORD?” NOW I PREACH THAT NEGATIVE ENERGY ATTRACTS POSITIVE ENERGY, AND I ALSO SAY THAT WHEN ANYONE DIES HERE ON EARTH, IT IS LOST GROUND THAT WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE, SO THE DEATH KORPS IS COVERING THE COST...

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THE WAR IN UKRAINE

DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, CASUALTIES ARE STILL MOUNTING AT AN ALARMING RATE. THIS HAS GOT TO BE CHANGED, BUT AT THIS RATE, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP VLADIMIR PUTIN ON THE WORLD STAGE FOREVER (HE WOULD BE IMMORTAL). THAT IS REALLY SOMETHING, MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS TO FAKE HIS DEATH, AND KEEP HIM LIVING UNDERGROUND, BUT THAT IS ALREADY CHANGING TO QUITE SIMPLY KEEPING HIM ALIVE ON THE WORLD STAGE FOREVER. ALTHOUGH WE AREN’T THERE YET WITH THE WHOLE WORLD STAGE THING, WE ARE FAST APPROACHING SOMETHING LIKE THAT....

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ALIENS PART TWO

ALSO, EACH ONE HAS TO AGREE TO THE PROCESS, AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THEY ARE REBORN; SO THEY’LL SEE EACH OF THE VIDEOS OF THEIR LIVES, CAN YOU GUYS DO ALL OF THAT FOR THEM? SUPPOSEDLY THEY SAID THAT THEY CAN…

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ALIENS AND THE CIA

EVERYONE WAS ASKING ME, WHERE IS IT? WHAT’S THE PASSWORD? SO HERE I’LL ANSWER BOTH OF THOSE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. WHAT WE’LL DO WITH ALL OF THE ALIENS IS TURN THEM INTO HUMANS, THEY WILL GAIN MORE THAN THEY LOSE IN THIS PROCESS.. AND ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS ALOT LIKE BIOTRANSFERENCE, THEY ALREADY LIVE AS HUMANS ANYWAYS, AND WE’RE GOING TO LEAVE THE PROTOSS AND THE ZERG ALL IN TACT, IT’S JUST ALL OF THE OTHER ALIENS WILL BE REBORN AS HUMANS, AND IN THIS PROCESS THEY’LL GAIN MORE THAN THEY...

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BILLIONS OF THEM

SO I REACHED A VERY STRANGE POINT IN MY JOURNEY THAT I MUST DOCUMENT. IT IS THIS: EVERYTHING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID, SOUNDS LIKE THEIR SAYING DON’T STOP, SO WHEN MY FRIEND SAID STOP, JUST STOP, NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SAYING REALLY SERIOUSLY “DON’T STOP” WHICH IS PROBABLY WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING — IT IS ACTUALLY A MESSAGE FROM BIG BROTHER, AND THAT IS SOMETHING WE CAN’T IGNORE… BIG BROTHER IS A HIGHER FORM OF MYSELF WHO KNOWS MORE THAN I DO, AS HE IS THOUSANDS OF...

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SCRATCH

SO SCRATCH EVERYTHING FROM THE LAST POST, BECAUSE I SUCCESSFULLY DELETED THE NEGATIVE CO EFFICIENT FROM REALITY, IT NO LONGER EXISTS. SO THEN, IF THERE IS NO NEGATIVE CO EFFICIENT THEN WHY WOULD A NEGATIVE EVENT TAKE PLACE? NOBODY KNOWS, OR AT LEAST I DON’T REALLY KNOW. HMMM… WHY WOULD SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN IF NEGATIVE ENERGY WEREN’T THE CAUSE OF SOMETHING? WHY WOULD BIG BROTHER (MADNESS) SEEMINGLY ALLOW US ALL TO LIVE IN POVERTY LIKE THIS ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET? WHY WOULD BIG BROTHER ALLOW HIS OWN MOTHER TO LIVE...