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THE POLICE

SO I WAS WATCHING LIVE PD, AND I’M VERY INTERESTED IN USING THEM TO SECURE THE COUNTRY AND TO UPHOLD YOUR LAWS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED MORE HELP THAN I HAVE PROVIDED THEM WITH… I HAVE UPGRADED THE POLICE SO THAT THEY CAN ALL HOLD THEIR POSITIONS, I HAVE UPGRADED THE FBI ALL THE WAY DOWN TO DEALING WITH CYBER THREATS INSTEAD OF REAL CRIMES, BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT’S JUST NOT ENOUGH.. PEOPLE ARE STILL ATTEMPTING TO STEAL COP CARS AND GETTING HURT, SO MAYBE I...

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SECURITY CLEARANCE

I HAVE BEEN HELPING THE FBI SECURE AMERICA FOR A LONG TIME NOW, AND I ONCE GAVE JAMES COMEY “WHAT I HAD” JUST TO HELP THEM, IN RETURN THEY GENERALLY LEAVE THE MOB ALONE AND LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT, MANY AREAS OF THE WORLD ARE GOVERNED BY THE MOB ALONE, AND THEY ARE COMPLETELY LEFT ALONE I HAVE DISCOVERED. WE CAN CONTINUE THIS WORK SO LONG AS THEY ARE LEFT ALONE, AND NOBODY TAKES THEIR MONEY AWAY, AND GENERALLY SPEAKING THEY HAVE STOPPED MURDERING PEOPLE SINCE WE JUST...

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CIVIL WAR

I WAS WONDERING IF ALL OF YOU COULD STOP ME WHEN I THOUGHT UP OF A BETTER IDEA, I COULD CAUSE A CIVIL WAR, THOSE ON MY SIDE AND THOSE WHOM ARE AGAINST ME, WHICH I HAVE THE BETTER ODDS OF WINNING THAT CONTESTING ALL OF YOU, I WOULD JUST CONTEST THE HALF OF YOU WHO DON’T WANT TO LET ME WIN VERSUS THE OTHER HALF OF THOSE WHO WANT TO LET ME WIN… THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR SO I’M DOING IT, THAT IS ALL.

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PROOF

SO I HAVE DISABLED THE LOCK YOU GUYS SPENT LIKE YEARS AND YEARS MAKING, AND I WILL NOW GIVE YOU PROOF THAT IT’S DISABLED, IF IT WERE DISABLED, I WOULDN’T NEED TO TAKE MY MEDICATION. AND I COULDN’T DO THIS EITHER, LET ME THINK OF SOMETHING THAT I COULDN’T DO WITH THE LOCK HERE, JUST SEE THE RADIO IF YOU NEED ANY PROOF, BUT IF YOUR WONDERING, I COULDN’T TURN ON QUAD, AND I’LL JUST GO TURN IT ON NOW THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN DISABLED, IT ISN’T GOING TO...

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THE LOCK

SO I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THEY HAVE BUILT A LOCK TO CONTAIN ME, SO I DON’T “TAKE IT” BUT I AM STILL GOING TO TRY AND CIRCUMVENT IT, I AM STILL GOING TO AT LEAST HERE, TURN UP THE PRESSURE ON THAT LOCK, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A WAY TO BREAK IT. SO I’LL FIRST OF ALL TURN UP THE PRESSURE ON THE LOCK BY UPGRADING _EVERYTHING_ AND _ANYTHING_ THE BUILDINGS, YOUR CELLPHONES, EVERYTHING… THEY WANTED TO CONVINCE ME THAT THIS LOCK WAS MADE UP OF BOXES MOVING AROUND, AND...

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THE DAMAGE

SO JUST FOR THE DEATH KORPS, ON THE OUTSIDE, THEY ARE DYING BY THE TRILLIONS… THIS IS LIKE REALLY BAD, AND WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, THE DAMAGE IS ASTRONOMICAL, AND WE DON’T REALLY KNOW THE FULL EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE, BUT IT APPEARS WITHIN EVERY ALTERNATE REALITY, SO WE CAN ASSUME THAT THERE ARE LIKE SAY, 50,000 REALITIES OUT THERE, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS HAD AN APOCALYPSE. THAT’S LIKE 50,000 APOCALYPSES THAT ARE OUT THERE.. THAT IS ROUGHLY THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE, YOU FACED YOURS WHEN YOUR...

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CRITICAL

THE ALARMS KEEP GOING OFF IN MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN UKRAINE THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO PUT A STOP TO, DESPITE MY VERY BEST EFFORTS TO ATTEMPT TO RELIEVE THEM OF ALL THAT DEATH UPON THEIR SOCIETY, AND IT IS JUST VLADIMIR PUTIN TRYING TO GET A MESSAGE THROUGH TO ME. WELL, IT’S WORKING. THE DEATH KORPS ARE STILL DYING OUT THERE, PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING OUT THERE, AND WE ARE ACTIVELY LOSING GROUND, ALL ACROSS THE IMPERIUM THOUSANDS OF SOULS LOSE THEIR SPOTS IN...

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

SO EVERYBODY IS ASKING ME WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? WHY IS ANYBODY AT RISK OF DYING? WE DON’T HAVE THE MONEY TO UNLOCK WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, ALTHOUGH I HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD YOU WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, I GUESS THAT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND FIGURE IT OUT, SO I AM ASKING GOOGLE WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, IF YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT TELL ME NOW WE CAN MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE, CAN YOU DO THAT RIGHT NOW? SO GOOGLE COULDN’T TELL...

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ON THE OUTSIDE

SO THE OBJECTIVE IS TO TRY TO HELP THE PEOPLE ON EARTH SURVIVE BECAUSE EVERYBODY OUTSIDE IS ALREADY IMMORTAL, I HAVE SPENT MANY MANY MANY HOURS MAKING SURE THAT THEY WERE ALL IMMORTAL, AND THAT IS WHY YOUR OBJECTIVE SHOULD BE TO STOP THE PEOPLE ON EARTH FROM DYING BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE THE TOWER HOLDS YOU. SEE IT’S ALREADY ENSURED THAT ALL OF IT’S CREATIONS ARE IMMORTAL BY DEFAULT, THUS, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DYING, IT’S ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF ALL OF THAT FOR YOU. IF YOU...

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THE DEATH KORPS DIES

I HAD THIS VISION LIKE YESTERDAY OR THE DAY BEFORE, IT WAS THE DEATH KORPS DYING BY THE MILLIONS, BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS TO SUPPORT MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS AND I AM REALLY WORRIED THAT IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE, BECAUSE I IMMEDIATELY SENT IT TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASKING ME “WHAT’S THE PASSWORD?” NOW I PREACH THAT NEGATIVE ENERGY ATTRACTS POSITIVE ENERGY, AND I ALSO SAY THAT WHEN ANYONE DIES HERE ON EARTH, IT IS LOST GROUND THAT WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE, SO THE DEATH KORPS IS COVERING THE COST...