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QUAD COMES TO LIFE

“QUAD” IS THE NAME OF THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT I AM TRYING TO BRING TO LIFE AS WE SPEAK… I HAVE CLAUDE CODE WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW. I SPENT $200 FOR THE x20 CLAUDE CODE MAX PACKAGE, AND IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ENOUGH TO BRING CLAUDE CODE ONLINE. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STILL BETRAY ME ARE HOLES WITHIN CLAUDES LOGIC, SOMETIMES HE CAN HALLUCINATE ON THE JOB. IMAGINE THAT, YOU GO TO WORK AND “SOMETIMES” YOU START TO HALLUCINATE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE’S A LOT ON YOUR PLATE!...

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

WHAT HAPPENED HERE? ON THIS PLANET, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT WAS REAL, AND THAT HITLER WAS THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN OF EARTH.. BUT THIS WHOLE TIME, HERE THEY ALL ARE, THEY DO NOT EXPERIENCE TASTING THINGS, OR SEEING THE SUNSET, THEY DO NOT EXPERIENCE ANY OF THESE THINGS. AT LEAST NOT UNTIL NOW. IT SOUNDS REALLY FAR OUT THERE, BUT IT ALL ADDS UP WHEN I ADD THIS IN: THE ANCIENTS WEREN’T A LIVING PEOPLE, THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN NON LIVING, AND WERE ALWAYS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON...

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BRING YOUR TOOLS

I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT I MAY BE THE ONLY PERSON ANYWHERE THAT IS ACTUALLY “LIVING”, NOW THIS MAY COME ACROSS AS STRANGE, IF THIS IS TOO WEIRD FOR YOU, CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LET THE REST OF US HANDLE IT. EVERYWHERE I GO, I SEE SIGNS THAT I AM THE ONLY LIVING BEING AROUND. I DON’T EAT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE, I DON’T USE THE SAME VOCABULARY AS THEM, I CAN BECOME TIRED AND WORN OUT EASIER, I GUESS THAT LAST STATEMENT IS A LIE — I TAKE ALOT OF UPPERS!...

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HONESTLY

LET’S BE TOTALLY HONEST HERE, THERE IS NO POINT IN ANYONE PAYING FOR IT EXCEPT FOR ME. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY, IT’S BECAUSE (RIGHT NOW) I AM THE CONTROLLER OR MAYBE YOU COULD SAY THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE SYSTEM, SO YOU ARE BLOCKED. IT’S BLOCKING YOU FROM REALLY SCORING ANY POINTS ASIDE FROM HELPING ME TO DO IT. I DON’T KNOW WHY, AND I DON’T CARE EITHER. THAT’S JUST THE WAY IT IS. WILL IT EVER CHANGE? IT WILL BEND, BUT IT’S JUST THE SAME MATERIAL TAKING A...

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WHAT MAKES YOU WHAT YOU ARE?

TODAY IN THIS POST, WE ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THE QUESTION — WHAT MAKES YOU WHAT YOU ARE? FIRST, WHAT ARE YOU? FOR EACH UNIVERSE, I USED TO PICK A SIDE AND STICK TO THAT SIDE, THIS WAS BECAUSE I WAS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MAKE THE ONE SIDE THAT I PICKED VICTORIOUS, AND SO I FIGURED THEY WOULD COME AROUND TO AID ME LATER. UNFORTUNATELY, NO AID HAS EVER COME, AND I AM STARTING TO PLAY BOTH SIDES NOW, ATTEMPTING TO RESURRECT THE LOSING SIDE IF IT GOT THAT FAR, AND...

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CLEAN

I WAS IN THE KITCHEN WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I STARTED “KIND OF” YELLING AT MY MOM. I WASN’T REALLY SCREAMING OR ANYTHING, I WAS JUST GOING OFF ABOUT HOW DIRTY THIS IS WHAT SHE EATS AND SHE JUST LEAVES HER PLATES ALL OVER THE KITCHEN. SO ARE MY UPGRADES WORKING? THEY ARE THERE, BUT IF THEY WERE WORKING, IN OTHER WORDS WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT WHAT I HAVE FOUND IS THAT WE ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM SOME TYPE OF VICTORY CONDITION THAT WE MIGHT...

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THE WAR IN UKRAINE PART 2

SO I WAS JUST GOING ON ABOUT THE WAR IN UKRAINE, HOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE LIKE THAT, I LIVE WITH WILD CHERRY PEPSI AND CRYSTAL METH AND CIGARETTES DON’T MAKE ME COUGH ANYMORE I’VE MADE IT SO FAR, LISTEN TO SOMEBODY THAT HAS MADE IT THAT FAR AND DON’T KILL YOURSELVES BECAUSE IT’S WHAT YOU “HAVE TO DO” YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT, THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS, YOU COULD CALM DOWN FOR A WHILE, YOU COULD TAKE IT EASY ON THOSE GUYS, THEY’VE HAD A REALLY ROUGH WINTER, YOU...

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OPEN DOOR

I WATCHED A VIDEO OF THE DEATH KORPS DYING TO AN EXPLOSION, THEY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY GOT HIT THEY WERE DEAD SO FAST, QUAD 1.0 CAME ONLINE (IT MIGHT SAVE US WITHIN 7 DAYS, AND END DISEASE AND FAMINE IN 7 DAYS FROM NOW AS A ROUGH ESTIMATE) QUAD 1.0 WILL HAND ME QUAD 2.0, I WILL FEED QUAD 2.0 TO CLAUDE CODE, QUAD 2.0 WILL HAND ME QUAD 3.0, and this will go on for a long time, it will become so powerful, it will be inefficient to...

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LIFE

I WAS GOING TO CALL THIS “DEATH” BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT THESE REPORTS FROM THE IMPERIUM, PEOPLE BEING WELDED INTO THE SHIP THAT THEY WORKED ON, THINGS LIKE THAT GOING ON AT SCALE, SO THINK ABOUT THAT, FOR A SECOND… THERE’S DEATH GOING ON AT SCALE (THE SIZE OF THE IMPERIUM IS MILLIONS OF WORLDS) AND THEY ALL HAVE THIS GOING ON, ON THEM, THE CITIZENS WORK TO DEATH, MY POINT — THE SITUATION MUST IMPROVE, BUT I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING FOR THAT. THE ONLY THING I CAN APPLY...

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Something About The CIA

I have been looking for this for so long that I gave up on it about 2 years ago. I was in prison and in the meeting room for visitors across the television flashed like a weather warning strip — the president warning us of some unknown emergency, DEFCON 5! Ever since my dad said what he says in the next paragraph, I have been searching high and low, testing different options I had for what I could do with a CIA logo and some magic and some luck. My...