Grassburner

I worked all morning today, planting grass. We live on a corner lot in a trailer, and our lawn always gets run over, especially in the winter. Every summer I spend some money, buy grass seed, enough dirt to fix the damage, like if there is a hole you need more, we get rivets in our lawn, like stretched out holes, and I have to fix them every summer or our lawn looks real bad.

Here’s pictures, in the order of me walking around the grass planted in a circle, but before that I went to home depot to buy dirt to fix the divets in our lawn and the garden soil was on sale for $2 dollars a bag. I said shit I have 30 dollars, so I got 14 bags. Then I took the 20 dollar bill in my pocket designated for gas and bought more dirt, 9 more bags, I figure I had enough dirt to last me at the very least this whole year. It’s all gone, in these pictures you can see the amount of dirt that went into fixing this area of my lawn that people drive in. We live on the corner lot, so we have two streets and the fedx trucks that drive by always drive in the lawn, not caring like at all that their doing it.

Anyways if I were robert I myself would probably be in a poker game right now, or coming up tonight, and I would not lose that poker game, that would be really bad, like, don’t lose that game, or don’t play the game at all, but I know you probably wouldn’t listen, so i’m not going to lie, you could be in a poker game right now or tonight and you might be playing for deep stacks, and having a huge payment structure, so that there’s more slots that get paid, because if you have a wider, you get what i’m saying.

Here’s the pictures from the grass planting:

First of all this is alyssa, the nar-wal. She is like my mascot, I always talk about her, we sent her to school when she was really little.

Here’s the dirt that was used to correct these errors!

Here (above) is the area before

Here is the area from the far side

Here is an up close shot of the dirt and grass seed combination, I first put dirt down, smoothed it out, and then put grass seed on top, raking it in with a leaf rake, and then putting dirt all on top of that, and smoothing that new dirt over the grass seed with an iron rake. Then at last you put your dirt on top of the mixture, to protect it from being eaten mostly, and also to hold the moisture in, and hold the heat in that sort of cooks the seed into life.

Here, above, is the finished project from my house (trailer).

Another view closer than the last

A view looking down the street.

from the side

close up shot

another close up shot

down the center

close up of the top side

from behind

last shot.

Okay so what is my point. I planted this “grass”, another word for marijuana, because when it grows my daughter who is precious that I get everything for, I don’t know if she works, she could do a ton of work and I don’t even know, I simply don’t know, I got her this grass seed dirt mixture on the corner of my lawn because it will grow and she will have a better time smoking marijuana, like less bad things are likely to happen with this grass growing. I don’t know how long, well, whenever she smokes that much it goes out, and she has a normal high to her smoking of marijuana.

That is precisely why I planted all that grass, it takes 11 days until it appears, if you give it water, if it doesn’t rain and you don’t water it, then it won’t grow, but if you water it once every 3 days that is the most optimal amount of water the grass really wants, and watering it just completely soaking it, like holding the hose on it just back and forth, back and forth, that will give you so much water will evaporate, going back up out of the ground, I lost my train of thought.

Gotta go do the dishes