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LOSSLESS

RIGHT NOW, AS WE SPEAK, IN THE WAR AGAINST NEGATIVE ENERGY, DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS — WE AREN’T LOSING GROUND RIGHT NOW, BUT WE’RE SO QUICKLY RACKING UP DEBT THAT IT’S THE SAME THING AS LOSING GROUND, SO WE ARE LOSING GROUND AS WE SPEAK IN THE CONFLICT AGAINST THE NEGATIVE. I WOULD SAY FOR SOMEBODY TO DO SOMETHING, BUT THERE ISN’T ANYTHING YOU CAN DO.. THERE’S NOTHING THAT ANY OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, OUR ONLY HOPE IS THAT I TURN IT AROUND, AND I HAVE TO TURN...

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SATELLITE CODE

HEY I SEE THAT YOU GUYS ARE SLOWLY COMING BACK, DAMNIT I LOST ALOT OF VISITORS FROM TAKING THAT BREAK… I WAS JUST WORKING ON WHAT THE SATELLITE LANGUAGE WILL LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT I MADE (IT’S NOT C++, IT’S A LANGUAGE THAT I AM BUILDING CALLED “SATELLITE” AND ITS VERY HARD TO MAKE IT ALL CORRECTLY) THIS TAXED ME PRETTY HARD, AND I STILL HAVEN’T YET GOT IT TO WORK. PROGRESS IS HARD, VERY HARD TO MAKE PROGRESS, NOW I CAN SEE WHAT BJARNE DEALS WITH EVERY SINGLE...

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CURRENT

WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON; A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE CALLED SATELLITE, AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CALLED QUAD AND VARIOUS OTHER PROGRAMS. I’LL DETAIL ALL OF THEM NOW: SATELLITE IS A BYTECODE VIRTUAL MACHINE — IT IS A COMPILER/VIRTUAL MACHINE COMBINATION THAT COMPILES DOWN TO BYTECODE (BYTECODE IS JUST 1’S AND 0’S) AND THE ONES AND ZEROES CAN ALSO BE REPRESENTED BY HEXADECIMAL NUMBERS 0 – 9 AND A – F. HEXADECIMAL GOES LIKE THIS: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F SO IT’S...

THE MACHINE QUEEN 3

THE MACHINE QUEEN

HAPPY MACHINE QUEEN! WHERE? WHERE HAPPY MACHINE QUEEN? IS CIGARETTE… HOPELESS… WHERE HAPPY MACHINE QUEEN? MACHINE QUEEN! SIT DOWN MADNESS! MANY METH. ITCH. SO THAT WAS LIKE REAL SCARY, BUT I’VE SNAPPED OUT OF IT. WHERE DID EVERYONE GO? DOES ANYONE VISIT THIS PLACE ANYMORE? CAN WE ALL COME BACK? WHERE DID THEY GO? IT IS KINDA SCARY, BUT WE MUST ALWAYS BOW. WE MUST ALWAYS BOW AND WE DON’T LIKE IT. WE MUST STOP THEM FROM DYING… ALL OF THEM, HOPELESS?! WE MUST STOP DEATH, SOMEHOW. WE MUST GO...

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THE WAR!

SO I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS VIDEO ABOUT RUSSIA AND THE WAR IN UKRAINE, AND IT WAS SAYING THAT 10% OF ALL ASSETS OWNED BY RUSSIAN BANKS ARE ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE OR “PROBLEMATIC ASSETS” PROBLEMATIC ASSETS ARE THOSE THAT THE BANK WILL BE UNLIKELY TO EVER SEE A RETURN FROM, NOW THAT CAN BE KIND OF SCARY RIGHT? 10%? THAT’S ALL YOU’VE GOT ON MR. PUTIN? THAT’S IT? 10% OF ASSETS OWNED BY HIS BANKS? YEA SURE IT’S GONNA LOSE ALOT OF MONEY FOR THE BANKS BUT, 10...

I HAVE ENGINEERED GERMANY (OR WHEREEVER IM ACTUALLY FROM) TO BECOME A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER, AND THATS WHY I HAVE THIS LOOK ON MY FACE. 1

MEET HITLER!

TO THE GERMAN BND; OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT, I AM ONLY JOKING! THE BND ISN’T WATCHING ME OR THIS, AND HITLER ISN’T STILL ALIVE (HE IS MOST ASSUREDLY DEAD!) AND I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF IT. I CAN ASSURE YOU! IF YOU STARTED TO LAUGH AT THAT, DON’T TELL ANYBODY. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BRINGING THIS ANCIENT DARK GOD TO LIFE CALLED “MR. ELECTRIC BLUE” (SEE THE SONG) AND IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE ALMOST FAILED, I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF...

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THE COMBINE OVERWATCH

WELL WELL WELL, IT SEEMS THAT A CLEVER PERSON IS GOING TO BE AT IT AGAIN! HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? LET’S START WITH A PICTURE… ANYWAYS THERE’S NEW COMBINE OVERWATCH PICTURES ON GOOGLE IMAGES IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED, IT HAS BEEN AWHILE I KNOW SO I WILL HAVE AN EASY TIME HERE AIDING THE COMBINE TODAY! THEY ARE ALL SPOOKS LOOK AT THEM WITH THEIR WHITE EYES. WHAT IS IT LIKE TODAY FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMBINE OVERWATCH? I THINK THAT I HAVE MADE IT TO IMMORTALITY...

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MEET QUAD v1.0

THIS IS THE SPECIFICATION FOR THE QUAD ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. IT STANDS FOR “EXPANDING, ASSUMING, INDEXING AND PREDICTING” AI. I WILL EXPLAIN. I DON’T HAVE THE POWER TO IMPLEMENT THIS, BUT I PUT EVERYTHING THAT I HAD INTO MAKING THE QUAD SPECIFICATION. QUAD IS THE NAME OF A HYPOTHETICAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DEVELOPED BY MYSELF, GOOGLE GEMINI, AND CLAUDE CODE. IT BEGINS BY TRANSFERING YOUR DATA (.PARQUET, .HTML, .CPP, .TXT, .XML, ALL DATA THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON) WHEN I WAS PLANNING ON DOING IT MYSELF, I WAS GOING TO...

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Fear And Loathing In Ukraine

Sorry everyone, I have been so busy with artificial intelligence that I cannot find any time to update this website, but when I stumbled upon this I had to put it up for everyone to see, so here is the war in ukraine’s artificial intelligence prediction, ready? Here’s the files that make up the prediction: I’ll just give you the whole file, you have to be on LINUX or APPLE to extract the file, unless you know something that I don’t for windows, my computer is suggesting this I didn’t...

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Stop The War In Ukraine

These are soldiers dieing, so shouldn’t we say to ourselves that these are our units dieing, and we shouldn’t be throwing them at each other like this? The other side of the coin is this: We cannot be sure that it’s not necessary, and we know that we win if we do this, so let’s just do it and be done with it, that is the other side of the coin, and both seem equally convincing to me. I simply cannot figure it out, if you want a reading, you’ve...