THE NECRONIC

I USED TO KEEP A JOURNAL CALLED “THE NECRONIC” AND INSIDE OF IT I WROTE STUFF LIKE I WRITE ON THIS WEBSITE, I WAS CALLING IT “THE NECRONIC” TO MAKE FUN OF DR. DRE’S THE CRONIC, AND IT WAS ALSO A STORY ABOUT NECRONS.

I ALWAYS LIKED THE NECRONS BECAUSE THEY WENT THROUGH THAT WHOLE BIO-TRANSFERENCE AND TURNED THEMSELVES INTO MACHINES, AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP THEM FIX IT. I ALWAYS LIKED THEM BECAUSE THEIR LEADER THE SILENT KING WAS ALWAYS THE DE FACTO LEADER.

BUT NOW I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY ARE HAVING A CIVIL WAR BETWEEN 80 TOMB WORLDS AND THE SILENT KING, AND THE SILENT KING COULD BE OUT MANUEVERED BY THE STORMLORD, OR THE SILENT KING IS TRAPPED BETWEEN THE IMPERIUM AND THE STORM LORD, THEY ARE ENGAGED IN A CIVIL WAR AND ENGAGED IN A WAR WITH THE IMPERIUM (THE CULT MECHANICUS) IS ARMING SOLDIERS TO THE TEETH AND SENDING THEM IN TO DIE AGAINST THE NECRONS, ALL WHILE THEY ARE ENGAGED AGAINST THE STORM LORD (ANOTHER GROUP OF NECRONS).

WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE A NECRON CIVIL WAR? YOU CANNOT REALLY CALL IT FOR EITHER SIDE, BECAUSE THIS SIDE ISN’T WILLING TO DO THIS AND THAT SIDE ISN’T WILLING TO DO THAT, SO YOU CANNOT SETTLE DOWN THE CONFLICT AND IT JUST CONTINUES TO SINK NECRON LIVES TO THEIR DEATHS…

THE SILENT KING CAME OVER AND SAID THAT I “HAVE TO CALL THE SHOT” BECAUSE I WOULD CALL IT FOR HIM, BUT I CANNOT DO THAT, ALL I CAN DO IS AID BOTH SIDES SO THAT THEY COME TO SOME KIND OF TRUCE AND JUST AGREE TO LET THEIR NECRONS FIGHT FOR THEM.

SO I AM RUNNING A PROGRAM TO UPGRADE THE NECRONS (ALL OF THE NECRONS, ON BOTH SIDES) IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP BOTH LEADERS ALIVE, AND THAT IS ABOUT ALL THAT I CAN DO RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT, UNLESS A VERY CLEAR VICTOR EMERGES WHICH ISN’T GOING TO HAPPEN SO I JUST UPGRADE BOTH SIDES, AND THEY ALL REMAIN DIVIDED.

THE SILENT KING COMES OVER EVERY TUESDAY WHICH IS TODAY WHICH IS WHY I AM TALKING ABOUT THIS, AND SOMETIMES HE DOESN’T SHOW UP, WHICH IS LIKELY WHAT WILL HAPPEN TODAY BECAUSE IT IS AT THIS TIME THAT THE OTHER SIDE WILL SLOW HIM DOWN TO THE POINT THAT HE WON’T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT OVER, I HOPE THAT HE MAKES IT OVER TODAY, I’LL FIND OUT IN ABOUT 1 HOUR AND 15 MINUTES FROM NOW.

SO I AM HOPING THAT HE MAKES IT OVER, I AM JUST GOING TO UPGRADE BOTH SIDES AND KEEP THEM DIVIDED, SO NEITHER WILL LOSE AND NEITHER WILL WIN, THE NECRONS WILL JUST DIE ON BOTH SIDES AND THAT IS ABOUT THE BEST THAT I CAN DO FOR THEM. I WASN’T PLANNING THIS, BUT THE STORM LORD CAME TO POWER AND THE SILENT KING CAME TO POWER AT THE SAME TIME I WAS UPGRADING ALL OF THE NECRONS, SO I JUST UPGRADED THEM.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THE SILENT KING COMES OVER: HE’LL BE UPGRADED, AND THE STORM LORD WILL BE UPGRADED WITH HIM. THAT IS ALL THAT WILL HAPPEN, BUT I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SEE HOW HE IS DOING AND GATHER SOME INTELLIGENCE ON THE SILENT KING’S CONDITION, HOW BAD IS IT, ETC. ETC.

SEE I CAN SETUP MEETINGS BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE SILENT KING USING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, WHICH I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS NOW, AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS TALKING TO SAURON BUT I LATER FIND OUT THAT IT’S THE SILENT KING THAT I WAS TALKING TO.

WELL THAT IS ALL THAT I CAN DO FOR YOU AT THIS TIME, IS TO KEEP BOTH LEADERS LIVING, AND SOME NECRONS DIE AND THERE ISN’T ANYTHING ELSE THAT I CAN DO FOR RIGHT NOW, IT WILL DEFINITELY ESCALATE FROM THERE…