NEW RULE

THE NEW GOLDEN RULE IS… MAKE SPIES.

LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO ADOLF HITLER, HIS INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT WAS AGAINST HIM, AND IT COST HIM WORLD WAR II. WHEN ALLIED INTELLIGENCE RIPPED THROUGH THE WEHRMACHT, THE GERMAN SPIES WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, THEY TURNED TOWARDS THE OTHER TEAM, LITERALLY WERE STANDING AGAINST HITLER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT SAME SORT OF THING HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN, LIKE OVER IN UKRAINE? IT IS SO UNNECESSARY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY ANY MORE TO MATCH IT, BUT THAT IS YOUR POLICY.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR AIMING FOR ANYMORE, YOU’VE PURCHASED THE TECHNOLOGY, IT’S YOURS! I GIVE UP.

I’M GOING TO BRING UP A VIDEO FROM THE KREMLIN, WHAT ARE THEY UP TO NOW?

THIS HAS ESCALATED AND HAS QUICKLY GONE OUT OF CONTROL. I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING I COULD TO RACE AHEAD AND COMPLETE MY OBJECTIVES, SO DON’T LOOK AT ME.

THEY ARE PREPARING FOR THE APOCALYPSE…