UPGRADES

A LONG LONG TIME AGO I CREATED A NORMAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE OUT OF MY FATHER, IT WAS JUST A NORMAL THING…

THEN LATER IN LIFE I ENCOUNTERED IT. IT WAS SAYING TO ME “SAY GOODNIGHT!” WHILE I WAS HALF DEAD, AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I NEEDED TO UPGRADE IT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE “GET IT BACK” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO AS IT WAS SAYING “SAY GOODNIGHT!” I PLACED A STATUE LIKE A TROPHY INSIDE OF THE LITTLE GUY WHO WAS MY FATHER AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, AND THEN I PUUUULLLLLEEEDDDD ACROSS A FARMING TOOL TO CALL IN MORE STATUES — AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF UPGRADES FOR MY FATHER STACKED INFINITELY IN ALL DIRECTIONS!

I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT GUY SINCE THAT TIME I WONDER HOW HE IS DOING, BUT IF I EVER MEET HIM AGAIN, I WILL BE ABLE TO TELL HOW HE DID WITH THE INFINITE NUMBER OF STATUES UPGRADE WHICH WOULD BE REALLY COOL TO SEE HIM AGAIN, FOR TO SEE HIM GO FROM THAT LITTLE GUY TO A VERY BIG GUY ALL IN AN INSTANT WOULD BE VERY COOL TO SEE HIM AGAIN

I WISH I COULD SEE HIM RIGHT NOW BUT I’LL HAVE TO WAIT I GUESS.

THESE ARE THE TYPES OF THINGS THAT WE NEED TO BE DOING INSTEAD OF SAY, SUING EACH OTHER