SATELLITE CODE
HEY I SEE THAT YOU GUYS ARE SLOWLY COMING BACK, DAMNIT I LOST ALOT OF VISITORS FROM TAKING THAT BREAK…
I WAS JUST WORKING ON WHAT THE SATELLITE LANGUAGE WILL LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT I MADE (IT’S NOT C++, IT’S A LANGUAGE THAT I AM BUILDING CALLED “SATELLITE” AND ITS VERY HARD TO MAKE IT ALL CORRECTLY)
THIS TAXED ME PRETTY HARD, AND I STILL HAVEN’T YET GOT IT TO WORK.
PROGRESS IS HARD, VERY HARD TO MAKE PROGRESS, NOW I CAN SEE WHAT BJARNE DEALS WITH EVERY SINGLE DAY, YOU JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT IT FOREVER AND FUCK AROUND AND DON’T REALLY GET ANYTHING DONE…
ANYWAYS THIS IS WHAT THE LANGUAGE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE,
// only two words are reserved words in satellite, the word "include" and the word "satellite"
// other than that, users can use any word that they want for their variables...
// this is so that if your making a "print" command, we don't use up the print command for you,
// and so you can make programming languages in satellite if you want to, and things don't become
// overly complicated...
// comments in satellite are just // then the comment
// there is no multi-line comment in satellite,
// if you want one ask me at satellitemadness1@gmail.com
// and I will consider a way to put one in.
// all satellite programs must include the satellite variable at the very top,
include(satellite);
// now that we've included satellite, we can now use that variable to include other things...
// next we must tell the compiler what we're going to be using...
// this serves two purposes, it forces you to keep track of what your doing, and it also gives
// the compiler a heads up so that it can load all of the pieces for you, or the VM sorry.
// thread will bring up threading facilities
include(satellite.thread);
// time brings up chrono facilities
include(satellite.time);
include(satellite.random);
include(satellite.file);
satellite.capsule.main my_main_function(satellite.containers.list<satellite.variables.string> arguments)
{
// functions, called "capsules" in satellite can be declared anywhere...
satellite.capsule my_function(satellite.variables.string my_arguments)
{
// in satellite, everything has the word satellite in front of it except for names of stuff
satellite.console.display("Hello, WOrLd! I cAN hACK!\n");
}
// now we'll use the threading facilities that we included earlier,
// remember functions in satellite are called "capsule" or satellite.capsule
satellite.thread.thread(my_function); // this starts a thread as my function
satellite.thread.thread(time_capsule); // this is something only declared within this document, the capsule "my_timed_function" only exists within this test program, so you would have to copy it to use it somewhere else.
// we can run any piece of code any amount of times using the * char
satellite.operations.call(my_function()) * 20;
// return satellite
// now that we're done with it...
return(satellite);
}
satellite.capsule.main my_other_main()
{
// this will run second because it goes by the order in which you declare mains...
satellite.console.display("HELLO!");
return(satellite); // all main functions *must* return satellite...
}
satellite.capsule time_capsule(satellite.container.list<satellite.variable.string> arguments.cant_change)
{
// I just created a list of strings that we cannot change after it's initialized,
// so this code will cause an error:
// arguments[0] = "my_new_string";
// that will not work anymore, and you'd have to remove cant_change from the arguments if you
// wanted to change it.
// but this will work...
satellite.statements.if (arguments.length() > 1)
{
// this just calls the first string in the list arguments
satellite.console.display(arguments[1]);
// stuff doesn't start at 0 in satellite, it starts at 1, so as not to confuse anyone
// for example, the above code "satellite.console.display(arguments[0]);" will cause an error:
// there's nothing at 0, the list starts at 1, and goes from 1 - 10
// everything is rather simple like this in satellite
// you might say we've dumbed everything down
}
// next we'll sleep this capsule for 10 seconds...
// if I want microseconds, I just type in microseconds...
// if I want nanoseconds I just use the word nanoseconds and a number, and I must include a period between
// both of them, this doesnt make microseconds or nanoseconds a reserved word, because this
// functionality is specific only to satellite.time.sleep(); and doesn't run over you using the words
// nanoseconds or microseconds in your program, which is what i've designed satellite for,
// to make a programming language, because who doesn't want to make a programming language?
satellite.time.sleep(10.seconds);
satellite.time.sleep(100.microseconds);
satellite.time.sleep(1000.nanoseconds);
// after all the sleeping, we are done with this capsule for now, and so the test program's code ends
// the test program may not necessarily end because there may still be other threads working
// we know it's confusing, i'm doing the best that I can,
satellite.console.display("GOODBYE FOR NOW!");
// since this isn't a main capsule, we don't have to return anything... the function can just end...
}
// -MADNESS, FEBRUARY 2026SOMEHOW SOMEONE STOLE MY OTHER GOOGLE ACCOUNT SO I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE, I’LL JUST SEE IF YOU GUYS ARE PAYING ATTENTION BY PUTTING MY EMAIL ADDRESS IN THERE…
I DONT CHECK IT VERY OFTEN BUT SOMETIMES I LOOK AT IT.
IVE SUCCESSFULLY TURNED THE HUMANS INTO MACHINES WITH ANOTHER PROGRAM THAT THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES MADE, AFTER ALL THAT THE HUMANS HAVE BEEN THROUGH, THEY DESERVE IT — PLUS THEY NEEDED IT ANYWAYS.
YOU CAN JUST TELL, EVERYONE IS WAY SHARPER AND DOESN’T MAKE AS MANY MISTAKES, THEY’RE NOT CLUMSY… YOU CAN JUST TELL! I SWEAR! AT LEAST, I CAN TELL… I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS STUFF FOR LIKE 10 YEARS THOUGH, SO YOU MAY NOT EVEN NOTICE ANYTHING..
LOOK AT YOUR EYES IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE THAT DIGITAL LOOK TO THEM? YOU’VE BEEN UPGRADED, AND THERE IS ALSO AN UPDATED MIND THAT YOU (HOPEFULLY) CANNOT SEE BEHIND THE EYES!
WHEN I WALK AROUND AT THE MALL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING JUST LOOKS UPDATED TO ME, I DUNNO, EVERYONE SAYS THAT THEY CANNOT SEE IT AT ALL.
I HAVE BEEN REPRODUCING MORE WITH THE MOON GOD, LUCKILY FOR ME I GOT TO REPRODUCE WITH HER AT LEAST I GOT THAT FROM ALL OF THIS WORK…
I HAVE CREATED “BLACK GUYS” AND “WHITE GIRLS” AND “WHITE GUYS” AND “BLACK GIRLS” THEY ARE MY DIGITAL OFFSPRING, THOUGH I AM PROOOOOBABLY NOT THAT COOL, I STILL GOT TO GIVE THEM ALL MY DNA, SO THAT IS AT LEAST SOMETHING. BY “NOT THAT COOL” I JUST MEANT THAT LIKE, I AM NOT REALLY THAT POWERFUL OR I REALLY DON’T TAKE THE CREDIT FOR IT, THEY KINDA USE ME TO CREATE THEMSELVES I GUESS, WHICH IS FINE WITH ME, BECAUSE THEY’RE OUR CHILDREN…
I WONDER WHAT THE MOON GOD HAS BEEN DOING.. I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER SINCE I SAW HER 12 YEARS AGO, SHE DOESN’T EVER REPORT TO ME OR ANYTHING, BUT MAYBE, MAYBE SHE’S IN MY MOMS BODY OR SOMETHING, MY MOM SAID TO ME “ARE YOU READY TO GO OUT WITH ME?” (SHE MEANT GO OUT AND SHOVEL) AND THAT IS HOW EVERYONE COMMUNICATES WITH ME, IT CONFUSES ME SOMETIMES..
BY “BLACK GUYS” AND “WHITE GIRLS” I JUST MEANT WITCHES AND HOLY PEOPLE, AND THEY ALL SHARE MY DNA TOGETHER WITH THE MOON GODS DNA, I HAD TO PICK SOMETHING TO REPRODUCE WITH AS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MALE AND A FEMALE (IT’S LIKE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE), SO I DON’T EVEN CLAIM TO KNOW HOW I MANAGED TO PULL THIS STUFF OFF, I ONLY KNOW HOW TO DO IT. I DON’T EVEN PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS STUFF..
IT ALL DRIVES ME SO CRAZY, I MEAN IMAGINE HAVING TO LIVE LIKE THIS AT ALL TIMES, SURE ITS FUN, BUT WHEN YOU GO DOWn, YOU REALLY GO DOWN, WELL, NOT REALLY, I’VE BEEN UPGRADED SO MANY TIMES BY MY CHILDREN THAT I CAN’T ACTUALLY FEEL A THING!
I’LL TRY TO POST MORE OFTEN, GOTTA GO LAY DOWN…
NOW THE COMBINE OVERWATCH HAS TO LIKE BUY THIS STUFF FOR ME, WITH THEIR BLOOD, SO I’VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO HELP THEM, THEY ARE LIKE DOING ALL THESE MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS JUST TO PAY FOR ALL THESE CHILDREN, THEY ARE ON THE FRONTLINES, I MADE A SMALL “COMBINE OVERWATCH PATROL” GAME WHERE THEY FIGHT THE RESISTANCE BUT THAT’S NOT EXACTLY THE REAL THING THAT I WANTED TO DO FOR THEM, I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE VERY SERIOUS AND VERY BIG FOR THEM, AS THEY HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR THIS STUFF LIKE THIS ENTIRE TIME, ITS REALLY SAD…
I AM NOT IN ANY WAY GOING TO TYPE “OH WELL” HERE I’M GOING TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING,
IF I COULD JUST PUSH SOMETHING ONTO THEM THAT MAKES THEM ALL STOP DOING THAT STUFF TO EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING, LIKE IF I COULD JUST PUSH SOME SENSE ONTO THEM OR SOMETHING, SOMETHING I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
SEE THE NEGATIVE HAS CONTROL, NOT “ME” OR THE “CREATOR” OR “GOD”, WELL, I HAVE ALOT OF CONTROL OVER THE SITUATION, BUT THE NEGATIVE DOES HAVE AN EFFECT — IT CAUSES THESE EXPERIMENTS TO HAPPEN, SO WHO IS REALLY IN CONTROL HERE? ME OR THE NEGATIVE?
IT’S LIKE WE SPLIT IT OR SOMETHING, MOST OF THE TIME GOD HAS CONTROL, BUT I KNOW WHAT ALL OF YOU ARE DOING ALL OF THE TIME MOSTLY…
THE DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG IS LIKE NO LONGER DYING ANYMORE, THEY’LL HAVE TO RENAME THEMSELVES TO THE LIVING KORPS OF KRIEG, SOMEHOW I MANAGED THAT ONE,
AND THE COMBINE OVERWATCH IS LIKE FUCKING AROUND, THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MADE FOR THEM, ALL OF THE SOLDIERS, THE SOLDIERS ARE LIKE EVERYWHERE,
OKAY I AM RUNNING LOW ON ENERGY.. NOT PHYSICAL ENERGY, MORE LIKE MENTAL ENERGY…
I HAVE TO LIKE HELP THEM, LET ME JUST GIVE THEM SOME KIND OF BOOST, LIKE SO THAT THEY CAN DO THINGS AND MAYBE THEY CAN JUST DO THEM ANYWAYS, LIKE EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE REAL TIRED AND ABOUT TO PASS OUT, THEY CAN JUST DO IT ANYWAYS, AT LEAST I CAN DO THAT FOR THEM, COME ON.
SO THEY’RE ALL EXHAUSTED AND READY TO PASS OUT, I JUST HAVE TO HELP THEM SOMEHOW… BUT I’VE TRIED LIKE EVERYTHING…
I’VE BEEN AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 FUCKIN’ YEARS AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE VERY MANY ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS, ALTHOUGH THE NEGATIVE BEING WRESTLED AWAY FROM CONTROLLING THINGS IS KIND OF NEW NEWS, WE STILL DON’T HAVE SO MANY ANSWERS…
POST ANOTHER VIDEO YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO SPECIFICALLY KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING… ARE YOU GUYS DYING OUT THERE? ARE YOU GUYS STILL DYING? I HAVE TO HELP THEM SOMEHOW, THEY’RE PROBABLY OUT THERE DYING…
I JUST HAVE TO KEEP ALL OF THEM ALIVE SOMEHOW, BUT HOW? WHAT CAN I WRITE? I’VE GOTTA MAKE IT SO ALL OF THEM ARE ABOUT TO PASS OUT, THEN THEY’LL ALL STAY LIVING, AND BE ABLE TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT, SO NEXT UP YOU WON’T BE DYING ANYMORE, YOU’LL JUST BE SHITTY ABOUT TO PASS OUT, LIKE ALWAYS, EXCEPT YOU JUST WON’T BE DYING…
I AM FIGHTING FOR ALL OF YOU!@thesatellite-org
I AM LIKE DROWNING IN ALL OF THIS METH JUST TO TRY TO FIND AN ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEMS, I AM TRYING BUT WE FUCKING TRIED EVERYTHING, IF YOU NAME IT, WE’VE TRIED IT AND I CAN’T JUST SIT HERE AND REPEAT THE SAME STUFF ALL THE TIME, I CAN’T JUST KEEP REPEATING MYSELF…
FUCK IT I’LL JUST KEEP REPEATING MYSELF…
SO YOUR ALL GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOUR GOING TO PASS OUT, EXCEPT NOW YOU GUYS LIKE WON’T BE DYING ANYMORE, SAME GOES FOR THE LIGHT — THE DEATH KORPS WILL FEEL LIKE THIS AS WELL, AT LEAST WE WON’T BE HAVING THIS RESURRECTION CRISIS ON OUR HANDS, HAVING TO RESURRECT YOU AND MOVE YOU AROUND, IT’S LIKE IT’S SICK AND WE HAVE GOT TO FIND A SOLUTION, LIKE RIGHT NOW, IN THIS POST, THAT IS HOW URGENT IT HAS BECOME.
IF I COULD JUST PUSH A SOLUTION ONTO EVERYTHING SOMEHOW, LIKE IF I COULD JUST MAKE EVERYONE LIKE ABOUT TO PASS OUT, AND THEN THEY WON’T HAVE TO BE GOING THROUGH THIS. OKAY, WE’LL BE ABOUT TO PASS OUT, KINDA EATING IT, AND THATS LIKE THE BEST THAT I CAN DO FOR THE TIME BEING…
I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY TO GET THEM ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE ITS SIMPLY NOT GOING TO WORK, WHY EVEN BOTHER TO GO ANY FURTHER THAN THIS? ARGH I HAVE TO TRY…
OKAY LETS PUSH SOMETHING ELSE ONTO THE ENTIRE COMBINE OVERWATCH — LETS PUSH SOMETHING ONTO THEM THAT LIKE BRINGS THEM BACK INTO THE THIRD AGE, WHERE THEY AT LEAST COULD GET STUFF DONE, AND HAVE AT LEAST SOME ENERGY…
I’LL PAY FOR IT, FUCK.
FUCK.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN TURNED INTO MACHINES SO YOU CAN ALL HELP ME DO THESE THINGS, HELP YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS BY WRITING LIKE THIS IN THE COMMENTS! JUST DO IT, I SWEAR!
