THE LAST COMMENT ASKED FOR MORE CONTENT, AND TODAY I HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY TO TELL YOU ABOUT MORE, A STORY THAT TELLS YOU MORE THAN BEFORE;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I WAS AT A WEDDING TODAY, AND AS I WAS WALKING UP TO RECEIVE COMMUNION, I PUT MY HAND OVER MY HEART, I MYSELF WASN’T GOING TO TAKE THE COMMUNION WAFER NOT IN A STATE OF GRACE — THAT WOULD BE LYING NOT ONLY TO THE PEOPLE AROUND ME, BUT TO MYSELF! I WOULD HAVE BEEN LYING TO MYSELF HAD I TAKEN THAT COMMUNION WAFER, AND ATE IT. SO I PUT MY HAND OVER MY HEART IN FRONT OF A SMALL GROUP OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS, AND RECEIVED A BLESSING…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SO AS I WAS SMOKING A CIGARETTE DIRECTLY AFTER THE WEDDING, EVEN BEFORE THE WEDDING ENDED (AND THINGS LIKE THAT ARE WHY I DO NOT TAKE THE COMMUNION WAFER TO BEGIN WITH,) BUT I WAS THINKING, THAT BLESSING HAD TO BE WORTH MORE, BECAUSE IT WAS AT A WEDDING, YOU KNOW?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BUT WHY WAS THAT BLESSING WORTH SO MUCH MORE, THAN SAY, A BLESSING IF I JUST ASKED SOME PRIEST TO BLESS ME, JUST WALKED UP TO HIM AS WE WERE PASSING, AND HAD ASKED FOR A BLESSING?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
IT IS BECAUSE THE “WEDDING” IS A TYPE OF “THING”, THAT THEY TELL YOU DOES _NOT_ EXIST, AND YOU NEED TO TAKE MEDICINE IF YOU THINK THAT IT DOES, AND YOU HAVE BRAIN DISORDERS AND NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN A HOSPITAL, SHOULD YOU MENTION ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ANYONE…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EXCEPT, THAT WEDDING WAS A THING THAT EXISTED, AT LEAST FOR SO MUCH TIME, AND RIGHT NOW THAT WEDDING IS A THING THAT STILL EXISTS — IT EXISTS STILL ON A TIMELINE, WITHIN THE PAST.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SO THAT WEDDING WILL ALWAYS EXIST, EITHER AS THE RECEPTION THAT IT IS CURRENTLY, OR AS A TYPE OF THING THAT HAPPENED, OR AS SOMETHING CURRENTLY HAPPENING…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BUT IF YOU TOLD THAT TO ANYONE, LIKE THE CHURCH THAT THE WEDDING WAS AT, IT’S NOT JUST SOMETHING THAT EXISTS, YOU EVER GET THE FEELING LIKE, WHEN YOUR IN A CHURCH, YOU JUST KINDA FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY _NOT_ STEAL ANYTHING, BURN THE BUILDING DOWN, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE SOME SERIOUSLY BAD LUCK IF YOU DID, RIGHT? WELL, BECAUSE OF THE “TYPE” OF THING THAT A CHURCH IS, YOU JUST KNOW, DEFINITELY NOT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WE ALL KNOW NOT TO LIKE, KILL A PRIEST, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AS WE WOULD RECEIVE THE PUNISHMENT FOR MURDER, BUT ALSO AN ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT — THAT ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT IS SOMETHING THAT DOES EXIST, BUT THEY TELL YOU THAT IT DOES NOT, AND ANYONE CLAIMING THAT IT DOES, WELL YOU NEED MEDICATION ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, AND SHOULD YOU REFUSE THE MEDICINE, THEY WOULD EVENTUALLY TIE YOU DOWN AND FORCE IT INTO YOU, EVENTUALLY…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SO THE PARKING LOT OUTSIDE OF A CHURCH, I REALIZED THAT I REALLY SHOULDN’T BE SMOKING IN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT, SO FROM THAT FIRST CIGARETTE AFTER THE CEREMONY, TO THE NEXT 2-3 CIGARETTES, I WALKED AWAY FROM THE CHURCH PARKING LOT BEFORE I HAD A CIGARETTE, AS I DO BELIEVE THAT IF I’M JUST STANDING THERE, IN A CHURCH PARKING LOT SMOKING, THAT IS A SLIGHT BIT OF BAD LUCK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
EXCEPT, I NOW LITERALLY HAVE SOME SLIGHTLY BAD LUCK NOW, WITH REALLY NO WAY TO REMOVE IT MYSELF, UNLESS I LIKE, I DUNNO, REALLY SAT DOWN AND TRIED REALLY HARD TO REMOVE IT, I GUESS I COULD GET IT OFF MYSELF, BUT I DON’T BOTHER WITH SOMETHING THAT SMALL REALLY, AND INSTEAD JUST CHOOSE TO GO ON WITH WHATEVER I’M DOING, YOU KNOW?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I DO TONS OF STUFF THAT GIVES ME BAD LUCK, THAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED LIKE CONSTANTLY, YOU KNOW? GENERALLY EVERYONE DOES AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. MASTURBATION,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
THAT IS THE ENTIRE LIST OF THINGS THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE CURRENTLY ENGAGING IN, AND EVERY PERSON IS DOING AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE THINGS, THE LIST DOESN’T HAVE TO BE ANY BIGGER FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO FALL INTO IT, AND THIS LIST HAS NOW BECOME LIKE, A THING, YOU KNOW?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO COME OUT WITH SOME REALLY TECHNICAL LIST OF THINGS TO GET ALL OF YOU TO FALL UNDER IT, BUT I DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT, I WAS ABLE TO FIT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU INTO THE LIST WITHOUT GETTING TOO TECHNICAL, AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT WAS A LOT OF WORK WRITING THIS LIST, SO ENJOY IT, USE IT, BURN IT, PRINT IT OUT AND THROW THE PAPER AWAY, WHATEVER.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I MUST EXTEND THIS LIST TO INCLUDE EVERYONE, SO I HAVE TO ADD:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. TAKING DRUGS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. KILLING PEOPLE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AND NOW IT ENCOMPASSES ALL OF US, SO…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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THE LAST COMMENT ASKED FOR MORE CONTENT, AND TODAY I HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY TO TELL YOU ABOUT MORE, A STORY THAT TELLS YOU MORE THAN BEFORE; I WAS AT A WEDDING TODAY, AND AS I WAS WALKING UP TO RECEIVE COMMUNION, I PUT MY HAND OVER MY HEART, I MYSELF WASN’T GOING TO TAKE THE COMMUNION WAFER NOT IN A STATE OF GRACE — THAT WOULD BE LYING NOT ONLY TO THE PEOPLE AROUND ME, BUT TO MYSELF! I WOULD HAVE BEEN LYING TO MYSELF HAD I TAKEN THAT COMMUNION WAFER, AND ATE IT. SO I PUT MY HAND OVER MY HEART IN FRONT OF A SMALL GROUP OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS, AND RECEIVED A BLESSING… SO AS I WAS SMOKING A CIGARETTE DIRECTLY AFTER THE WEDDING, EVEN BEFORE THE WEDDING ENDED (AND THINGS LIKE THAT ARE WHY I DO NOT TAKE THE COMMUNION WAFER TO BEGIN WITH,) BUT I WAS THINKING, THAT BLESSING HAD TO BE WORTH MORE, BECAUSE IT WAS AT A WEDDING, YOU KNOW? BUT WHY WAS THAT BLESSING WORTH SO MUCH MORE, THAN SAY, A BLESSING IF I JUST ASKED SOME PRIEST TO BLESS ME, JUST WALKED UP TO HIM AS WE WERE PASSING, AND HAD ASKED FOR A BLESSING? IT IS BECAUSE THE “WEDDING” IS A TYPE OF “THING”, THAT THEY TELL YOU DOES _NOT_ EXIST, AND YOU NEED TO TAKE MEDICINE IF YOU THINK THAT IT DOES, AND YOU HAVE BRAIN DISORDERS AND NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN A HOSPITAL, SHOULD YOU MENTION ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ANYONE…...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,28],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aliens","category-xi-jinping","tag-satellite"],"yoast_head":"\n