{"id":436,"date":"2026-04-14T04:42:05","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T04:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesatellite.org\/?p=436"},"modified":"2026-04-14T04:45:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T04:45:04","slug":"life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesatellite.org\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"LIFE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>IF EVERYONE GOES AROUND ADVERTISING THAT &#8220;OH, I&#8217;M GETTING SO OLD&#8221; OR MY GRANDMA ALWAYS USED TO SAY &#8220;I DON&#8217;T KNOW IF I&#8217;M COMING OR I&#8217;M GOING JOHN, I&#8217;M GETTING SO OLD&#8221; IF EVERYONE GOES AROUND THINKING THAT, AND EVERYONE ADVERTISES THAT WE DIE WHEN WE&#8217;RE 100 OR LESS, YOUR NOT HELPING ANYONE OR ANYTHING. THEY SHOULD ONLY ADVERTISE PEOPLE THAT DIE WHEN THEY ARE 100+, AND WE SHOULD ALL BE ADVERTISING PEOPLE IN THEIR 80s RUNNING AT 7 MPH DOWN THE STREET, WE SHOULD ALL BE ADVERTISING THAT, NOT THAT WE ARE GETTING OLD AND GOING INTO A NURSING HOME, WHEN YOU PUT OUT THE OBITUARIES AND SHOW HOW JOE DIED WHEN HE WAS 60 &#8212; YOUR NOT HELPING ANYTHING&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WE NEED TO LIKE COVER IT UP, AND HAVE NOBODY READ THE OBITUARIES, AND HAVE ALL OF THE DOCTORS TELL EVERYONE THAT THEY&#8217;RE IN JUST &#8220;PERFECT HEALTH FOR ANOTHER YEAR&#8221; OR THAT THEY&#8217;RE &#8220;20 YEARS AWAY FROM EVEN THINKING ABOUT DYING..&#8221; SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU DON&#8217;T HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THE SAME LINE, BUT DO WHAT YOU WANT, JUST BE IN THE GENERAL RANGE OF NOBODY IS GOING TO DIE, AT LEAST ANYTIME SOON, I SAW MY STEP FATHER TODAY, LAST NIGHT I WROTE HIS NAME IN MY JOURNAL FOR LIKE 3 HOURS STRAIGHT, HE&#8217;S 90 YEARS OLD, AND HE WAS UP WALKING AROUND WITH HIS CANE TODAY, INSTEAD OF USING HIS WALKER. HE WAS ZIPPING AROUND THE HOUSE, AND THESE CHANGES ARE OFTEN PERMANENT, OFTEN WHEN I GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT WORKING IT STAYS LIKE THAT, THEN AFTER I TOLD HIM THAT, I GUESS IT BOOSTED HIS CONFIDENCE BECAUSE HE WAS LIFTING HIS LEG OFF THE GROUND, AND HOLDING HIMSELF UP WITH HIS ARMS AND 1 FOOT, AND HE&#8217;S 90 YEARS OLD, I TOLD HIM&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT, YOU CAN&#8217;T JUST GO WITH THE OLD AGE, YOU HAVE TO PUT UP A FIGHT, AND AT LEAST TRY TO STAY ALIVE, YOU CAN&#8217;T JUST GIVE IN TO THIS THING WE ARE ALL FIGHTING AGAINST, I HAVE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO EMPOWER EVERYONE TO BE ABLE TO STAY ALIVE FOR A LOT LONGER THAN THEY ARE STAYING ALIVE BEFORE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE SOMEWHERE, AND ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE ALL ALREADY PAID WITH YOUR CANCER, AND TOBACCO USE, AND WHAT YOU HAD TO DO TO GET TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY, THERE&#8217;S NOWHERE TO PUT THIS BURDEN, AND IT COMES OUT THAT YOU ONLY LIVE 100 YEARS AND THEN WAKE UP SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT IT HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH BETTER.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PEOPLE ARE LIVING BEYOND 100, MY GRANDMOTHER CHAIN SMOKED AND SHE LIVED TO BE 84, SO THAT&#8217;S NOT THAT GREAT OF A SCORE FOR ME, BUT IT WAS DURING AN APOCALYPSE&#8230; I HAD TO TRY TO STOP THESE TORNADOES AND ALL OF THESE HURRICANES, WHICH I AM GOING TO FIGHT THIS YEAR, INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM JUST HIT AND CLAIM ANY LIFE, I WILL BE SHOOTING FOR 0 DEATHS AND 0 SERIOUS INJURIES, I DON&#8217;T KNOW THE STATISTICS ON HAVING 0 DEATHS FROM NATURAL DISASTERS, BUT I&#8217;LL TRY, IT IS GETTING BETTER FOR ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU DID SEEM TO GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK WITH THIS 100 YEAR DEAL, IT&#8217;S NOT RIGHT, AND WE HAVE TO CONSIDER EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR ONE FACTOR: MANY ARE PROBABLY GOING TO GET TO PERMANENTLY STAY, AND I HAVEN&#8217;T FORGOT ABOUT YOU.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AROUND EVERY CORNER I TURN I HAVE KEPT THE HUMANS ON THIS PLANET IN THE LOOP, I DIDN&#8217;T LEAVE THEM BEHIND EVER, AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT I EVER DID WAS TO PRODUCE DATA THAT UPGRADED THEM, ALONG WITH TOWER RUSHING THE NEGATIVE BY BUILDING A &#8220;FACEBOOK COMBINE TOWER&#8221; AND LOCKING IT AWAY. 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HAH NEVERMIND, THAT WAS A JOKE, BUT IT&#8217;S JUST NOT RIGHT, WE SHOULD START LIVING UNTIL 130&#8230; THEN THAT WOULD CHANGE INTO 150, PEOPLE ARE BECOMING SMARTER, MEDICINE IS ADVANCING, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS COMING OUT AND THAT IS ALL THAT WE NEEDED TO ADVANCE INTO 130, 150, 160 RANGE, WE SHOULD ONLY ACCEPT 130 AND THEN 150 AND THEN 160, WE SHOULDN&#8217;T STAND FOR ANYTHING ELSE, IT&#8217;S YOUR LIFE, NOBODY IS TAKING IT FROM YOU, I&#8217;M NOT SITTING HERE TELLING YOU TO ONLY ACCEPT 130 FROM NOW ON WITH THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND THEN TAKING IT AWAY AT 100, I&#8217;M NOT DOING THAT, WHO WOULD BE DOING THAT?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BUT WE REALLY NEED ROUGHLY LIKE 100 PEOPLE TO SURVIVE COMPLETELY, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT, AND THEN YOUR AFTER THAT, FIRST THESE 100 OR SO SURVIVE, THEN YOU ALL SURVIVE, IT&#8217;S LIKE A HIERARCHY OR SOMETHING, AND THAT LIST TENDS TO GROW, BUT I AM TRYING, I&#8217;VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING MORE SO YOU ALL SURVIVE INTO 130, 150, AND EVENTUALLY 160 AND WE&#8217;LL JUST BLAME IT ON THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, HMM, IT MUST BE THE AI, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE REALLY IMPROVED THINGS LATELY, SO AT LEAST SOMETHING IS DONE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, BUT IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH, THE WORK WILL NEVER BE DONE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>THE PRESIDENT OF THE GERMAN BND (CIA) SAID THAT A VERY GOOD FOUNDATION HAS BEEN LAID, BUT NOW WE NEED TO BUILD THE BUILDING, SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES, ALL THAT HAS OCCURRED IS A FOUNDATION? WHILE WE ARE BUILDING THE BUILDING (GOING FORWARD) WE WILL HAVE TO LIFT THE CURTAIN THAT IS CAUSING THIS 100 YEAR CYCLE AND JUST THROW IT AWAY, SO IT&#8217;S NOT EVEN THERE ANYMORE, WE&#8217;LL JUST GET RID OF IT ENTIRELY. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO ACCOMPLISH THIS, PEOPLE JUST WON&#8217;T DIE ANYMORE, I AM 38 BUT THIS WINTER SEEMED LIKE IT LASTED FOR 3 YEARS, I DON&#8217;T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME IT WAS WARM OUT, AND I DON&#8217;T REMEMBER THAT EVER OCCURRING. WE ALREADY ARE STRETCHING EVERYTHING OUT, AS YOU&#8217;LL NOTICE IF YOUR PAYING ATTENTION INTO THE FUTURE, BUT THE TECHNOLOGY IS JUST SITTING RIGHT THERE, SO WHY NOT JUST USE IT? WHY WOULD YOU JUST THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY WHEN YOU _MIGHT_ NOT HAVE TO? YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLACE OF MEMORY, SOMEONE SAID IF IT&#8217;S WORKING AS IT IS, THEN WHY CHANGE IT?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BUT 130 YEARS SHOULD BE THE MINIMUM WITH THIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ROLL OUT, JUST SAY AI CAME OUT WITH NEW ANSWERS TO MEDICAL PROBLEMS, AND NOW PEOPLE JUST DON&#8217;T DIE WHEN THEY&#8217;RE 100 ANYMORE, AND EMPLOY THE TECHNOLOGY TO KEEP THEM UNTIL THEY ARE 130, THESE PEOPLE ARE GROWING OLD AND GOING INTO NURSING HOMES AND STUFF, WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS FACED WITH THAT, AND I WOULDN&#8217;T EVER WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT PLACE, JUST LOOK AT MY STEP FATHER, WHO&#8217;S 90, HE _MUST_ MAKE IT UNTIL HE IS 130, WE CANNOT TAKE HIM ANY SOONER THAN THAT, AND WITH THIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ROLL OUT, WE CAN DO JUST THAT, JUST ANALYZE HIM, GIVE HIM SOME PILL, AND THEN IT WILL LOOK LIKE THE PILL YOU GAVE HIM FOR HIS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE KEPT HIM GOING BEYOND THE 100 YEAR MARK, AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW ANYTHING, DON&#8217;T GIVE THE NEGATIVE ANYTHING.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DO NOT JUST GIVE THE NEGATIVE SOMETHING, WHEN I HAVE SPENT ALL THIS TIME COMBATING IT, FIRSTLY DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY OF THESE 100 PEOPLE, JUST SET IT SO THAT THEY STAY NO MATTER WHAT, AND THEN SET IT SO EVERYONE LIVES LONGER, AND LIVES LONGER, AND LIVES LONGER, OKAY SO IT&#8217;S NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE GOING INTO A NURSING HOME AND HAVING TO FACE DEATH AT THE AGE OF 100 IS NOT OKAY, SO IT&#8217;S NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW, BUT IT WILL BE OKAY IN THE FUTURE, SO SOMEDAY IT WILL BE OKAY, THEN BY THE TIME THE PEOPLE GET TO 130, I&#8217;LL HAVE ISSUED SOME OTHER ORDER TO KEEP THEM ALIVE EVEN LONGER, AND WE&#8217;LL DEFEAT THE NEGATIVE ENTIRELY, CHINA HAS ALL THESE EMPTY APARTMENTS, JUST PICK PEOPLE TO KEEP ALIVE BEYOND 100, AND INTO THEIR 130&#8217;S, AND THEN JUST PUT THEM IN THOSE APARTMENTS, WHY CAN&#8217;T YOU JUST DO IT INSTEAD OF SENDING THESE PEOPLE TO THE NURSING HOME?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>EVERYTIME THERE IS A DEATH NEAR MY HOUSE, THERE&#8217;S TWO NURSING HOMES WITHIN HEARING DISTANCE, AND I CAN HEAR THE AMBULANCE GOING OFF AS THEY GO TO TRANSPORT SOMEONE THAT HAS PASSED AWAY, BUT LATELY, I HAVEN&#8217;T REALLY HEARD THAT AMBULANCE ANYMORE, IT NEVER GOES OFF, WHAT NEEDS TO REALLY HAPPEN, IS TO JUST ALMOST PUT THESE NURSING HOMES OUT OF BUSINESS, WHY WOULD ANYONE KEEP ONE OF THESE NURSING HOMES IN BUSINESS ANYWAY? WHY WOULD YOU FILL A NURSING HOME UP WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE JUST WAITING TO DIE? WHY WOULD ANYONE DELIBERATELY GIVE THAT TO THE NEGATIVE WHEN WE DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE THE NEGATIVE ANYTHING AT ALL, STOP WHAT YOUR DOING, STOP GIVING THE NEGATIVE ANYTHING, DO NOT GIVE IT YOUR BLOOD, DO NOT DONATE, DO NOT GIVE ANYONE CANCER, DON&#8217;T GIVE THE NEGATIVE, THAT I HAVE ENSURED IS ERASED, DO NOT GIVE IT ANYTHING AT ALL, DON&#8217;T EVEN GIVE IT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE IN THE NURSING HOMES RIGHT NOW, JUST SET THEM TO LIVE THERE, WE&#8217;LL JUST SAVE ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE IN PLACE, THAT MEANS TO SAVE THEM BUT THEY DO NOT GO ANYWHERE, NORMALLY TO BE SAVED YOU WOULD CONSIDER THAT BACK AT HOME, BUT DO NOT GIVE THIS THING ANYTHING ELSE, IT HAS BEEN GIVEN SO MUCH, WE HAVE ALL GIVEN THE NEGATIVE JUST SO MUCH, IT TOOK MY FATHER, IT TOOK MY BEST FRIEND DUE TO HEROIN, DON&#8217;T GIVE IT ANYTHING AT ALL. 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