Tagged: The Imperium Of Man

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The Watch

I don’t know what i’m supposed to be typing here, because i’ve done just about all that I can think of, but the Combine have asked once again for another page.. I was watching a “Worst Fates In Half-Life 2” (click here) when my mom walked in. Pay close attention to what my mom says. “John can I come in?” Me: “Yes”. “John Can I Come IN?” Me: “YES”. (she walks in) “Can I Ask You A Favor?” Me: “No” (I had already ran errands for her today). Her: “Oh,...

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Calculations…

This Message is part of the Emergency Response System:: There are two clearly identifiable emergencies going on in this situation: Hell, and the Imperium thing, with hell possibly being the worst of the two iLLs. Upon further calculations we have concluded that we are not in error, but rather are even more right about the shutdown of mass war and other suffering. This is partly based on the fact that, with the Imperium’s death rate of 20 million soldiers per day, or in other words, a “Millcreek Community Hospital” every...